The first thing that hit me wasn't the tits, it was the sound. Or lack of it. I had my phone on silent, like always when I'm sketching costume ideas at the café, and the whole intro played out with this weirdly intense silence that made the jiggle physics feel almost aggressive. Like they were screaming into a void. I actually laughed, which got me a look from the barista.

So the whole premise is that Blackbeard does something, some vague curse or whatever, that makes the Straw Hats ridiculously horny. Luffy gets it worst, which is a choice. I spent way too long on the Nami scene, not because it was hot, but because her bikini top in the massage bit has this clasp that's drawn from three different angles and none of them match. As someone who's spent three weeks trying to engineer a Nico Robin costume that won't pop open at a con, this broke my brain. The artist clearly knows how a titjob works but not how a bra does. The animation for the handjob is actually pretty smooth though, a looping thing that has a nice weight to it, and the cum on face finish is generous in a way that would be a nightmare to replicate with practical effects. I'm taking notes on the fluid dynamics, don't judge me.

The Boa Sandersonia part feels like an afterthought. Fleed Flora, whoever that is, gets a tease that goes nowhere. The male protagonist is basically a floating dick, which is fine, that's the genre, but then they give him these inner monologue boxes that are just... so earnest. "I must satisfy my crew." Buddy, you're getting a titjob from Robin, maybe relax the hero complex for five minutes. The masturbation scenes are weirdly clinical, like a diagram, but the teasing dialogue has some actual personality. I wish the Robin model had her post-timeskip bangs. I know it's a small thing. It's all I could think about.