ok so the combat in this game. why is there combat. i picked this up thinking it was just another college dating sim with the usual free roam stuff and maybe some drama, but then suddenly i'm in a fight. the mc throws a punch and i'm like wait what. it's not deep combat, just basic choices, but it caught me off guard. the whole thing is weirdly unpolished in a way that feels intentional, like the devs just threw in whatever they wanted. the 3dcg models are... there. sometimes the faces look decent during a titjob scene, other times they stare into your soul during anal and you just have to look away.

the story is about this guy moving back to his hometown for college, living with his divorced dad. standard setup. but then drugs show up. and not just mentioned, actual use. there's this one scene at a party where you can take something and the whole vibe shifts, the dialogue gets messy, and next thing you know you're in a voyeur situation watching some interracial action through a window. i spent way too long on that choice. the game doesn't judge you for it either, which is refreshing i guess. the romance paths are all over the place though. you can be sweet to one girl and then five minutes later get a facial from someone else entirely. the drama tag is doing heavy lifting here.

i wish the free roam was actually free. you click where to go and sometimes the camera just... doesn't cooperate. i got stuck behind a couch once. not a metaphor. the humor lands sometimes, like when a character makes a joke about the mc's handjob technique, but other times it's just awkward silence. the dating sim elements are there but don't expect deep relationship building. you're mostly just picking which hole you want. and yet i kept playing. the creampie scenes have this weirdly satisfying animation quality that the rest of the game lacks. maybe that's the point. maybe nothing is the point. the school setting is barely used except for one classroom scene that lives rent free in my head now. anyway the big ass tag is accurate. that's all i'll say about that.