This thing is a slideshow, right, not a game. You click an arrow, picture changes. Revolutionary gameplay. The whole thing is just two scenes from Negima, that manga about the kid wizard teacher, but here it's Chizuru and Misa doing what the fanfics always hinted at. Misa's the redhead, by the way, and her chest is... well, it's the main physics engine in this production. They bounce with a mind of their own, like someone attached jello to a paint mixer. It's the one part that feels almost alive.

The animation loops are jank. Chizuru's blowjob scene looks like she's trying to eat a ghost pepper off a stick, the rhythm is all wrong. Then you click and Misa is getting railed doggystyle, her expression frozen in this weird mix of boredom and mild indigestion. The art style is a bootleg tracing of the anime, so the faces go off model every other frame. It's like someone described the characters to a police sketch artist who was also really horny. I spent more time trying to figure out if Misa's hair color was a rendering error or a deliberate choice than I did... you know. The whole thing loops in about fifteen seconds. That's it. Two positions, zero sound, and a loading bar that made me think my browser was having a stroke.

I wish there was at least a speed toggle, something to make the bouncing less predictable. But no, you just click and suffer. It's the kind of thing you'd find on a forgotten corner of Newgrounds in 2005, complete with a title like "Negima XXX" and a bunch of broken links around it. The big boobs tag is doing all the heavy lifting here, because the actual eroticism is about as spicy as a wet napkin. Still, I clicked through it three times. What does that say about me? Probably that I'm a sucker for a parody that picks the side characters nobody remembers. Chizuru and Misa, the unsung heroes of class 3-A, finally getting their moment. Even if that moment is a poorly looped GIF.