The first thing that hit me was the music. That same looping carnival jingle, you know the one? It burrowed into my skull after two minutes. I almost closed the tab right there, but then I noticed the scissors icon. Why scissors? The game is called Panchira Town, it's about rock paper scissors. But the cursor is a pair of tiny, sharp scissors. I clicked a girl and lost immediately because I was staring at her skirt, not the hand gestures. Classic.

You have to win three times against each of the 23 dancers. They do a little striptease after every loss, which is the whole point I guess. The animation is... there. It's not smooth, it's like someone drew three frames and called it a day. But weirdly, the jankiness adds to the charm? Like a flipbook made by a horny teenager in math class. I beat the first girl, got the full scene, and it was fine. Standard hentai stuff. But then I realized I could just click on the "side scenes" button and skip the minigame entirely. I felt cheated and relieved at the same time. What was the rock paper scissors for then? The illusion of effort?

I spent way too long on the paper icon. It looks like a crumpled receipt, not a flat sheet. Why is it crumpled? Is there lore here? The carnival setting makes no sense either. Just a bunch of anime girls in a void with some confetti. I lost to a girl with pink hair seven times in a row because she kept throwing rock. Rock, rock, rock. I was screaming at my screen. My neighbor probably thinks I have a gambling problem now. When I finally unlocked her nude dance, she just... jiggled in place. No music change. That damn carnival tune still playing. I don't know why I kept going. Maybe I just wanted to see if the scissors cursor ever cuts anything. It doesn't. It never does.