The first time you get a handjob in the library while a girl whispers about your cum as a science experiment, you know this isn't some shy dating sim. Waifu Academy is a mess. A glorious, horny, what the fuck am I doing mess. The art is that specific kind of CG hentai where every woman has tits that defy physics and an ass you could serve a meal on. It's unpolished in a way that feels almost deliberate, like the creator was too busy thinking about the next corruption scene to fix the weird text spacing.

I spent way too long trying to figure out the teacher's route. Ms. Okawa, I think? The one with the glasses and the permanent scowl. You can grope her in the hallway, get slapped, and then somehow that's the start of a whole domination thing that flips on its head. One minute you're a student getting humiliated, the next you've got her bent over her own desk, pulling on her hair while she makes an ahegao face that's burned into my brain. The game calls it a revenge plot, something about your past and Sazaki Academy, but honestly, I forgot the main story for a solid hour while I was just trying to unlock a scene with the school nurse. The multiple choices are blunt instruments. "Be a creep" or "Be a bigger creep." It's not subtle.

The exhibitionism stuff gets wild. There's a scene with a schoolgirl uniform that ends up... not on her, let's say, in a very public place. And the group scenes. Fuck. The sound design is mostly just wet slaps and high-pitched moans, which, on my cheap headphones, made me paranoid my neighbors could hear every squelch. The music is this forgettable, looping synth that I muted after ten minutes to play my own playlist. Nothing kills a boner faster than a MIDI saxophone. But then you get a scene where a milf character is whispering pure filth into your ear, and you forget all about the shitty soundtrack. It's a game that knows exactly what it is, a collection of hardcore fantasies stitched together with a paper-thin plot about corruption and cheating, and sometimes that's all you need.