The third question broke me. Not because it was hard, some bullshit about which box has the right logic, but because I was staring at her tits the whole time and clicked the wrong square like an idiot. Then she laughs. Not a real laugh, the canned kind, but still. My boss walked past my cubicle and I alt-tabbed so fast I nearly knocked over my cold coffee. This is what my lunch break has become.

The quiz part is weirdly satisfying once you stop trying to be smart. There's a pattern, some dumb little trick with the boxes, and after the fourth one you get it. Or you don't. I didn't for a while. Kept failing on purpose just to see her strip again. The brunette, I mean. She's got that look, like she knows you're failing on purpose. Perfect tits, ass that makes me want to bite my own hand. The game calls itself a porn quiz but it's really just a strip tease with extra steps and honestly? That's fine. I've played worse on my phone in the bathroom.

One thing I wish was different, the questions don't change much. Same logic, same boxes, just rearranged. But I keep coming back. Maybe it's the simplicity. No install, no bullshit, just click and watch her lose clothes. My coworker asked why I was smiling at my screen. Told him it was a spreadsheet. He believed me.

The sound design is nothing. I had it muted. Probably better that way. The real human tag is doing a lot of work here, but whatever, I'm not here for dialogue trees. I'm here because my job is soul-crushing and this girl's ass is not. Fourth question, she's down to nothing, and I still don't know what the correct answer was. Don't care. Clicking random boxes until the clothes come off is its own reward.