I'm giving this game the "Most Dedicated To A Single Poolside" award, and honestly, it's not even close. The entire thing takes place in what I can only assume is the world's most erotically charged swimming facility. There's this one woman, a proper milf with a swimsuit that's fighting a losing battle against physics, and the whole game is just... her. Standing there. Existing. And somehow that's enough.

The art is what you'd expect from a CG hentai visual novel, which is to say it's functional but has this weird thing where her left tit seems to have its own gravitational field separate from the right one. I spent way too long staring at that discrepancy, like some kind of perverted physicist. The water effects are actually decent though. No, wait, I take that back, the water looks like someone described a pool to an alien and they tried to render it from memory. But you're not here for the water, are you.

The dialogue is this bizarre mix of stilted English that somehow makes the whole thing more endearing. She says things like "You are seeing me in my bathing costume" and I nearly lost it. There's no real plot to speak of, just escalating scenarios that would get you banned from any actual public pool. The big tits tag is doing some heavy lifting here, obviously. What's funny is how the game seems almost embarrassed by its own existence, rushing through scenes like it's late for a bus. One minute you're exchanging pleasantries, the next minute the swimsuit has mysteriously relocated to another dimension and nobody's acknowledging it. The whole experience feels like finding a dirty magazine in the woods, slightly damp, pages stuck together, but you're still gonna look at it.