Uni is one of those games where you boot it up thinking it's gonna be a chill school sim, maybe some light corruption, and then three hours later you're managing a prostitution ring out of the girls' bathroom and wondering where your evening went. The point and click setup is simple enough, walk around the city, go to class, take a job at the cafe, but the real meat is in how many ways you can fuck up this girl's life. Or not. That's the thing, it's weirdly open ended for a sandbox with this many fetish tags.

The BDSM stuff is there if you want it, but so is the vanilla dating sim route. I spent most of my first run just trying to get her through a normal school day without getting groped on the train, which is harder than it sounds because the game really wants you to fail. There's this one scene where she's working late at the convenience store and some guy offers her extra cash to flash him, and the game just sits there waiting for you to click yes. No pressure, no timer, just you and your own degeneracy. I clicked yes. Obviously.

The management side is janky as hell. You'll be tracking her corruption level, her reputation, her grades, and then suddenly a blackmail event triggers because you forgot she left her panties in the gym locker. It's like Persona if the social links all ended in creampies. The netorare tag is no joke either, if you're into that specific flavor of emotional damage, this game will absolutely ruin you. Or her. Whatever.

I do wish the footjob scenes weren't locked behind such a specific chain of events. Took me like four in-game weeks to trigger one and by then she was already doing group stuff for the volleyball team. Not complaining, just saying the pacing is weird. The voyeurism events are easier to stumble into, which is nice if you're lazy like me. Anyway, if you've got a free afternoon and no shame, Uni delivers. Just don't expect to feel good about yourself after.