The localization on this thing, I swear to god. Sue's dialogue reads like it was run through three different translators and then someone's horny cousin filled in the blanks. "She immediately falls in love with riding Milton's cock" isn't even the half of it. Wait until you get to the party scene where she's supposedly charming business partners. The text choices you get are absolute chaos, stuff like "compliment her dress" next to "grab her ass" with zero nuance in between. And the typos, man. "Your beautiful" shows up twice. TWICE. In a game about hiring a fake date. The irony isn't lost on me.

The pickup mechanics are basically just clicking through dialogue trees that all lead to the same animated loop anyway. Milton's internal monologue is this weird mix of desperate and creepy that I couldn't look away from. There's a moment where he's supposed to be nervous about the company party and instead of anxiety he just sounds like he's reading a wikiHow article on small talk. I kept clicking just to see what linguistic trainwreck came next. Sue's character model has this dead-eyed stare during the explicit scenes that honestly adds to the surreal vibe. Not intentional, obviously. Lesson of Passion stuff always has this jank to it.

What gets me is the party itself. The background is just a blurry JPEG with like four NPCs who never move. You'd think a visual novel about a party would have some atmosphere but it's just Milton and Sue grinding in a void while the text describes a "crowded room." I wanted the choice system to matter more, you know? Like actually having to pick dialogue that affects whether the business partners are convinced or not. Instead it's just foreplay, foreplay, sex scene, end. The dating sim tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Still, for what it is, the uncanny valley of it all kind of works in its favor if you're into that specific niche of adult games where nothing quite lines up right.