This quiz is like a party where the host keeps promising a surprise but you spend the whole time answering questions about your favorite color of underwear. The spring theme is there, sure, all the anime girls look like they just woke up from hibernation and forgot their bras. You click through a bunch of multiple choice stuff, nothing too deep, mostly about what kind of body or personality gets your dick twitching. The art is that classic unpolished hentai style, lines a bit wobbly, tits drawn with more enthusiasm than anatomy. But that’s the charm, right? It feels like something a horny student coded between classes.

Halfway through I realized I was picking answers based on which girl had the biggest eyes, not what I actually wanted. The test tries to be psychological but it’s about as deep as a puddle of cum. You get your result, some generic anime archetype like the shy one or the loud one, and then the bonus. The bonus is a picture. One picture. After all that clicking. I sat there staring at it like, that’s it? But then I went back and changed my answers just to see if the other girls had better tits. They did not.

I wish the questions were weirder, like asking if you’d fuck a girl who turns into a cherry blossom. But no, it’s all pretty standard. The whole thing takes maybe five minutes, and you won’t learn anything about yourself except that you’ll do a lot for a single jpeg. The spring setting is just an excuse for pollen and horny girls, which honestly is fine. I kept thinking about that one meme with the guy looking at a butterfly saying is this a fetish? That’s this game. You finish, you feel a little empty, but you also know you’ll try it again next spring. Or tomorrow. Whatever.