Bus was late. Again. Had 12 minutes before the next one so I opened this thing on my phone, some game called ShootPool. Thought it'd be normal billiards. Nope. You got a pistol. On a pool table. The balls are just sitting there and you're supposed to, like, shoot them into pockets. With bullets. Physics makes zero sense but whatever, I'm on a dirty bus bench trying not to let the guy next to me see my screen.

First few levels are whatever. Shoot the cue ball, it ricochets, balls go in pockets. Then this army chick pops up on screen. Real model, not some cartoon. She's in camo pants and a tight tank top, giving you this look like you just tracked mud on her barracks floor. Every time you clear a table she loses a piece of clothing. The shooting mechanics are janky as hell honestly. Sometimes the bullet clips through the ball completely. But she's unbuttoning her top now so I'm not exactly filing a bug report.

By level 6 I'm actually sweating. Not because it's hard, because this sergeant or whatever rank she is, she's down to just dog tags and the tiniest black thong. Doing that thing with her hip. You know the pose. The one where you can see the muscle definition in her thigh and she's biting her lip but still trying to look tough. The pool part is almost annoying at this point, like can we skip to the part where. But no, gotta sink all the solids first. Missed a shot on purpose just to see if she'd react. She did. Rolled her eyes and tapped her foot. Military discipline I guess.

Last level cleared and there it is. Full strip. She's got this scar on her ribcage, looks real. Not airbrushed to hell like those other games. She's doing this slow turn, hands behind her head, dog tags swinging. The bus showed up right then. Had to close the tab real quick. Worth missing my stop for though.