You know what I can't stand? When a game about rescuing a princess from a witch has the princess just... standing there. This Robin guy, he's supposedly in love with her, right? He climbs up to some sky kingdom, fights through whatever, and when he finally gets to her, she's got these massive tits just hanging out and the most she does is look grateful. I spent more time staring at the witch Samantha's chest than anything else, which I guess is the point, but still.

The whole thing feels like someone started making a game and then got distracted halfway through. Robin finds the witch, there's some nonsense about a curse and darkness reigning, whatever. Then suddenly you're getting a blowjob from the witch. No buildup, no real reason. She just goes for it. The cumshot lands on her face and honestly, the animation is so janky it looks like someone spilled yogurt on a drawing. I laughed, which I don't think was the intention. The queen shows up at some point? I think? She's got big tits too, obviously, because every woman in this kingdom apparently shops at the same impossibly large bra store.

The art style is deliberately rough, like someone's first attempt at digital drawing after watching too many hentai compilations on Spankbang. The princess's proportions are so off that her waist would snap in a light breeze. I kept clicking through dialogue that made no sense, waiting for something to happen, and then it just... ends. There's a scene with the witch that's supposed to be hot but the sound effects are so bad I muted my laptop. My neighbor probably thinks I was watching a cat fight. The whole thing runs in browser, no download needed, which is good because I'd be pissed if I had to clear space on my hard drive for this. I guess if you're into the whole "so bad it's almost funny" thing, this might do something for you. The witch's design is actually kind of interesting, with these sharp angles that almost look intentional. Almost.