I keep clicking through menus when I should be watching the scene. That's the whole problem right there. This blonde with ridiculous tits is getting fingerbanged by another girl on some casting couch and I'm staring at stat numbers going up. +2 popularity. +1 skill. The moaning is decent, the animation is stiff like a mannequin falling down stairs, but the numbers keep climbing and I can't look away.

The manager sim part is basically spreadsheet porn with tits attached. You pick some unknown girl, train her, book her for shoots. The lesbian scenes unlock pretty quick if you push that direction, two blondes going at it with that dead eyed RPG character stare. The physics engine deserves a special mention, tits move like water balloons filled with concrete, bouncing in ways that defy both gravity and common sense. I spent way too long just watching that, not even horny, just fascinated by the disaster of it all. The quest system pushes you toward making her a star but the choices feel like picking between different flavors of cardboard. Do more anal. Do more girl on girl. The numbers go up either way.

Graphics are that specific kind of cheap 3D where everyone looks like they're made of slightly melted wax. The blonde character model has one expression and it's "mildly surprised tax auditor." During the lesbian scenes the clipping is so bad hands disappear into thighs like magic tricks. Not the sexy kind of magic. I wish the dialogue wasn't written by someone who learned English exclusively from bad subtitle files. "Your actress make good performance today, manager." Sure. Whatever. The whole thing runs in browser so at least you don't need to download anything, just click and suffer. Or enjoy. I don't know anymore. The progression loop got me, I'll admit it. I wanted to see how far the numbers could go. The porn became background noise to the stat grinding. That's probably not what the developer intended but here we are.