Big boobs? Yeah, whatever, that’s the first thing you see. Rei but inflated like a parade float. She’s in a blue bikini that’s absolutely losing the battle. The game drops you right in, no story, just her on a bed and a bunch of icons around the screen. You click. She does stuff. That’s it. The animation for the anal scene is weirdly stiff but I kept replaying it trying to figure out the sound. There’s this wet noise that cuts off a split second too early every single loop and it bugs me but I also need to hear it again? My boss walked by and I had to alt-tab to a spreadsheet about quarterly fertilizer trends. Now I can’t look at the number 3.14 the same way, there was a cumshot that sort of arced like that, don’t ask.

For a game about a shy anime girl becoming a total slut, it’s strangely quiet. She doesn’t moan much, just kinda takes it. I don’t know if that’s in character for the source material. Honestly I only watched a bootleg VHS of the Eva series at a convention once and mostly remember the penguin and a kid screaming. But the doggystyle position in this game has Rei looking back with an expression that’s not exactly bored, more like she’s thinking about what to defrost for dinner. That’s hotter than it should be, or maybe I’m just numb after so many spreadsheets. The breast expansion part happens when you click her chest enough, she inflates even more and it’s absurd, like a flying tree frog puffing up. Looked it up and yeah, they do that.

Anyway the swimsuit stays on most of the time which is the real crime when you pick the bikini option. I wanted full nudity. You get a half-baked striptease and then it’s just flesh on flesh. The doggystyle view is the money shot, pun intended, with the best angle but the worst looping glitch where her hair clips through her shoulder. Maybe I clicked too fast. My coffee’s cold. The jiggle physics on her boobs during the cowgirl scene deserve a scientific paper though.