Nishi’s got that look, you know the one. Deer in headlights, surrounded by impossibly stacked brunettes in a Japanese university setting, and his only hope of getting his dick wet is you. The art’s rough. Not in a charming indie way, more like someone discovered digital coloring yesterday and got a little too excited with the airbrush on the chest area. Which, honestly, is the point. Every pair of tits in this game defies physics in a way that’s almost aggressive. They’re big. Really big. The kind of big that makes you wonder about spinal health before you remember you’re here to help a nervous wreck navigate text boxes.

The whole thing is a wall of words. A visual novel that’s heavy on the novel, light on the visual polish. You can hold Ctrl to blaze through it if you’re just hunting for the different endings, but that feels like missing the messy, awkward charm. The choices are blunt. Do you stare at her chest or try to form a coherent sentence? The game doesn’t judge, but the bad endings come fast and leave Nishi with blue balls and you staring at a game over screen. I got stuck on one path where I kept picking what I thought were the smooth options and ended up alone in a classroom. The translation is a bit of a mess, sentences sometimes clunking along like they were fed through a translator from 2005 and never looked at again. There’s a specific line about a “moist meeting” that I still think about, and not in a good way.

What’s weird is how the memory of your choices matters. You’re supposed to remember your answers for another playthrough, which adds this layer of, like, scummy strategy to it. Which girl is into the shy act and which one wants you to just go for it? The brunette with the short hair has a scene that’s almost worth the typos, a messy, breathy encounter that feels surprisingly hot because the writing suddenly finds its footing for about thirty seconds. Then it’s back to clunky dialogue. It’s a strange little loop of frustration and payoff. Don’t expect a polished gem. Expect a horny, unpolished puzzle where the real game is figuring out which dialogue tree leads to the good stuff.