I don't know what I expected from a game called Quickie but here we are, watching some blonde with absolutely massive tits almost drown at a university pool. The whole thing feels like someone took a porn setup and forgot to add the budget, which honestly works for it. The art is rough around the edges, like someone was learning to draw and just said fuck it, let's make her chest take up half the screen. And you know what? I'm not even mad about it.

The choices are basic as hell. You get maybe three or four moments where you pick what to say, and it's always obvious which one leads to her top coming off. There's this one scene where she's dripping wet, not from the pool if you catch my drift, and the dialogue options are basically "be normal" or "be the reason this game exists." I picked the thirsty option obviously. The romantic tag is doing some heavy lifting here because this is about as romantic as a wet t-shirt contest at a public pool. But the blonde character, she's got this weird charm, like she knows exactly what game she's in and she's just rolling with it.

I wish there was more to do after the main scene. You get your quick payoff and then it's just... done. No real replay value unless you want to see the other dialogue branches which take like two minutes each. The visual novel tag makes it sound deeper than it is, it's more like a flipbook with tits. For what it is though, a five minute fap break between actual games, it delivers. Just don't go in expecting some epic story about pool safety and life changing romance. The only dramatic event here is how fast those clothes come off.