Honestly the ball physics make me want to throw my phone at the wall sometimes. That floating mattress table bobs around like it's actually in water and my angles go completely to shit. But then the blonde leans over to line up her shot and suddenly I don't care about the wonky collision detection anymore. Priorities shift real quick when she misses and that bikini top gets a little looser.

Won three games in a row against the redhead and she starts peeling things off with this little smirk. The 3D models are surprisingly decent for what's basically a horny pool minigame. Not that I was downloading this on a fucking Chromebook during a slow work day or anything. The strip mechanic is pretty straightforward, win rounds and clothes come off, but there's something about the way they react when you sink a tough shot that keeps me coming back. Lost intentionally once just to see if the punishment went both ways and nah, only the girls strip which feels like a missed opportunity honestly. What's even the point of losing then?

The swimming pool setting is kind of genius though, like whoever thought of putting billiards on a floating mattress was either high or brilliant. Probably both. Textures glitch out occasionally when the mattress drifts too close to the pool edge but whatever, I'm not here for architectural accuracy am I. The arcade mode has this weird difficulty spike where suddenly the AI starts pulling off trick shots that make no geometric sense. Real models thing is whatever too, they look alright but you can tell the animations were done on a budget. Still, when that brunette does her little victory pose after I deliberately scratched on the 8-ball, I'm not really thinking about frame rates or texture resolution. Just wish there were more than three opponents. Gets repetitive after the fifth strip cycle but that first hour? No complaints from me.