The first thing that hits you is how rough the whole thing feels. Not in a bad way, like a cheap motel that still has good water pressure. The menus are clunky, the dialogue boxes overlap sometimes, and the animation loops like it was rendered on a laptop from 2016. But then Misty shows up in that tiny yellow bikini and suddenly I don't care about any of that.

The resort setup is basically an excuse to have May, Misty, and Dawn wandering around half naked waiting for you to click on them. Point and click, sure, but the clicking is more about figuring out which room has the next sex scene than any real puzzle. I spent way too long trying to get May's scene to trigger because I didn't realize I had to talk to her twice in the lobby before she'd follow me to the pool. That kind of thing. The dating sim elements are there but shallow, you pick a girl, give her a gift, then she's ready to fuck. No real consequence.

The sex scenes themselves are voiced and animated, which is rare for this kind of parody game. Misty's blowjob scene has her making these little gagging sounds that are honestly better than most full budget visual novels. Dawn's vaginal scene is a bit stiff, her legs don't move naturally, but her voice actress goes all in with the moaning. May's scene was my favorite, she rides you in a beach chair and the animation actually syncs with the audio for the most part.

I keep thinking about the fact that there's a harem route but I never found it. Maybe I clicked wrong somewhere. The game doesn't explain much. You just wander around this resort clicking on things until something happens. Sometimes it's a battle, sometimes it's a titty. The battle system is basically rock paper scissors with Pokemon sprites.

Anyway, if you want polished production values go play something else. This is a greasy little parody game that knows exactly what you're here for and doesn't waste time pretending otherwise. The trainer girls are hot, the voices are surprisingly good, and the whole thing feels like someone's horny fanfiction got turned into a playable mess. I respect that.