The pixel hunting in this one is real. You're some guy, fresh off the boat in a region that's basically a copyright lawyer's nightmare, and the first thing you do is walk into tall grass. Not for a battle. The sandbox just plops you there and you start clicking on things. A twitchy little Hilda sprite is stuck behind a bush, and if you click her enough times, the groping minigame triggers. It's not elegant. The 3DCG models for the close-up scenes have that weird plastic sheen, like someone left their Dawn figure in a hot car. But the animation loops, man. There's a specific loop with Misty and a Tentacruel that I had to minimize the window for, not because it was bad, but because my phone's screen dimming timer is set to 30 seconds and I kept having to tap it.

The monster stuff isn't just a side thing, it's the main course. You'll be trying to find a hidden item behind the Pokemart and suddenly you're in a group scene with Serena and a pack of Growlithe. The logic of the sandbox is held together with spit. I spent fifteen minutes trying to trigger a scene with Cynthia, only to realize I needed to have a specific key item that a random NPC gives you after you've done something completely unrelated with Bea. The dialogue is pure parody, full of puns that make you groan, but then a line of dirty talk during the oral sex scenes will be so specific and weirdly hot that you forget the main character has no face.

The mobile game aspect is a curse. The virtual joystick is sticky, and I accidentally walked into a "bad end" tentacle pit three times while just trying to navigate around a corner. The Nemona content is locked behind a really tedious fetch quest that I still haven't finished because the drop rate for the item is busted. But then you find a hidden scene with Sonia and her Yamper, and the way the engine handles the fur texture is surprisingly not terrible, and you're back in. It's a mess. A horny, glitchy mess where the bestiality tags are not a warning but a promise.