The whole thing feels like it was coded in a fever dream by someone who just discovered PNGs of European models from 2004. And I respect that. The interface is a disaster for anyone with vision issues, tiny cards, muddy colors, text that blends right into the background. No contrast options, no scaling. You just squint and suffer. But the jank is almost the point.

You're playing strip poker against a woman who stares at you with the dead eyed intensity of a stock photo come to life. The shooting mechanic is weirdly the most polished part. You literally blast her cards off the table to ruin her hand. Miss your shots and she keeps her clothes on. Simple. The arcade shooter overlay on a card game is so stupid it circles back to genius. I spent five minutes just shooting the corners of the screen to see if anything happened. Nothing did. The gun sound effect is the same royalty free blaster noise from a thousand Flash games. Perfect.

The striptease is... functional. Real model means exactly that, a real woman in lacy things, removing them piece by piece. The animations are just slideshows. She goes from poker face to vaguely bored to a smile that doesn't reach her eyes. It's uncanny in a way that loops back to being hot if you're broken enough. The lesbian tag is there because you're a woman too, I guess? The game never clarifies. You just have feminine hands holding the gun. Representation through ambiguous gun holding hands. Groundbreaking.

I won a hand once because I shot her ace while she was mid reveal. Felt like a god. Then the next round the game forgot my bet and reset my progress. No save function. No mercy. Just raw, unpolished horny arcade poker. The "Best Use of a Gun to Enforce Gambling Rules" award goes here.