Delia Ketchum's tits are the real starter pokemon here and nobody can convince me otherwise. The whole thing kicks off with Omni oversleeping, classic protagonist move, and then he's poking around Oak's lab finding notes he definitely shouldn't be reading. You know how these "meet and fuck" setups go, the plot is basically a paper-thin excuse to get you into increasingly ridiculous situations. But honestly, who's here for the plot? The sprite work has this charmingly janky quality, like someone made it in MS Paint while slightly drunk, and somehow that makes the whole thing better. Delia's proportions are absolutely absurd, physics-defying in that specific way that makes you snort-laugh before you... well, you know.

The blowjob scene hits different when it's Ash's mom, doesn't it? There's something deeply cursed about the whole concept but also that's exactly why I clicked on it. The dialogue reads like it was run through Google Translate twice and then typed out by someone who's never actually spoken to another human being. "Omni, your pokemon is so powerful" she says, and I'm sitting there like, is that what we're calling it now? The cumshot animation is about three frames total, looks like someone spilled white-out on the screen, and I've watched it loop like fifteen times anyway.

Games of Desire really understood that sometimes you just want the most direct possible delivery of exactly what the tags promise. No grinding, no complex relationship mechanics, just click and receive. The milf energy is off the charts even though the character has maybe four different facial expressions total. I wish there was more to do after the main scene, maybe some kind of post-nut clarity dialogue option where Omni has to explain to Professor Oak why his research notes are sticky. But that's never getting patched in and we all know it. The whole thing crashes if you click too fast during the transition screens, which feels almost intentional at this point, like a built-in cooldown mechanic.