The narrator in this thing is a complete asshole and I love him. Not in a weird way, just, he keeps commenting on every time I try to click on Mia's chest like it's a crime scene investigation. There's this one bit where you pick a dialogue option that seems totally innocent, like asking about her day, and the game cuts to a black screen with the narrator sighing for a solid five seconds before saying "really? that's your move?" I laughed so hard I had to pause and check if my neighbors heard.

Mia herself is the main draw obviously. Big tits, sure, the tag says it and the 3DCG renders don't lie. But her banter is the actual hook. She'll roast you for being predictable, then get flustered when you actually pick the bold option. The relationship system isn't deep, it's more like a series of escalating dares. You move in, she's wearing less and less around the apartment, and every choice either makes her roll her eyes or lean closer. The comedy is fast, sometimes too fast. A joke about her yoga pants will land, then immediately get buried under three more punchlines before you can breathe.

Wish there was a way to mute the narrator for a second playthrough, but there won't be. He's baked into the whole premise. Also the male protagonist has the personality of a wet cardboard box, which might be intentional but still bugs me. The awkward consequences part is real though. One time I tried to be smooth and ended up locked out of the apartment in my underwear while Mia laughed from the window. That's the whole game basically. You think you're playing a porn game, then it turns into a comedy roast session with occasional tits. Not complaining.