I kept clicking different spots on her like I was checking for hitboxes. Nine clicks later the robot still hasn't finished. That feeling when you do the math on efficiency and realize the animation loops are designed to edge you same as the protagonist.

The robot has this jerky mechanical rhythm that somehow works better than most hand animated stuff I've seen. Not because it's smooth, because it isn't. Because it feels like watching a glitching NPC that accidentally discovered penetration. The girl makes these faces, you know the ones, where her eyes roll back but also she looks kind of bored. Like minimum wage moans. Derpixon energy without the frame budget.

I got ending number three by complete accident because I clicked the wrong spot during a transition. Turns out there's like five or six endings hidden in this thing and they don't really make sense. One of them just kind of stops mid scene. Another one the robots lights turn red and everything loops backwards. I can't tell if that's intentional or my phone browser dying. Probably both. The android version chugs a bit on my device but honestly that adds something. A sense of desperation.

The cumshot timing doesn't match the audio cue. You hear the sound, then like a full second later the visual catches up. It's wrong but I've seen worse optimization in AAA games that had actual budgets. There's a creampie ending that takes forever to trigger because the interaction zones are this small. About the size of a button on a Unity game made in 2015.

What I don't get is why there's a walkthrough link in the description that goes to some sketchy paste site. The game isn't that complicated. Click until things happen. But I still checked the walkthrough anyway. That's the curse of knowing there's secret content, right? You optimize the fun out of everything. Including robot sex apparently.