The redhead's got her mouth half open and I'm supposed to multiply 17 by 8. Fucking 136, obviously, but my fingers hit 4 instead of 6 because who designed this keyboard layout anyway, not the numpad they said, standard keys only, like some kind of pervert test where the real challenge isn't the math but fighting muscle memory. Balloon pops and the timer resets. New equation. 23 plus 45. She's wearing less clothing now which is the whole point of this fever dream someone coded while probably very horny and very bad at arithmetic.

This isn't a game it's a psychological experiment disguised as a hentai slideshow. The time limit thing, you'd think it makes it intense but actually it just makes you type wrong numbers constantly. My brain knows 9 times 7 is 63 but my hand types 62 and then I'm staring at a half naked redhead like sorry babe I failed you. The art's actually decent in that specific way where the artist clearly spent more time on certain body parts than on faces, which honestly for a math porn hybrid is exactly the right priority. Faces are overrated when you're trying to solve 144 divided by 12 while a timer ticks down.

Replayability is weird here because you're not really playing it for the images, you're playing it to prove you can do basic math under pressure. It's like those brain training apps but the reward is anime tiddies instead of a high score. I kept going back not because I wanted to see all the pictures but because I was genuinely pissed off that I got 14 times 6 wrong. Fourteen times six is eighty four. I know this. I've known this since third grade. Yet here I am, defeated by a balloon with numbers in it, questioning my entire education while a redhead judges me silently. The numpad thing still annoys me, why disable it, that's just hostile design for no reason.