My kid found this. Not my kid, exactly, my nephew, he's 16 and thinks I don't check the browser history on the family laptop. I'm not tech stupid. I saw "King of Fighters hentai" and now I'm here, looking at Mai Shiranui getting railed in what looks like a Flash game from 2005.
The whole thing is just her. Mai. That busty ninja girl from KOF, the one who always dressed like she forgot half her outfit. Here she's wearing nothing. You get these buttons at the bottom, camera angles basically, and you click through them while some generic animation loops. There's a star button that makes the guy finish inside her. That's it. That's the whole game. I sat there clicking it like some kind of pervert scientist, testing what happens. Nothing happens. Just the same loop with a different camera angle and then the cumshot if you press the star.
The xray thing is weird. Like, you see the dick moving inside her, this cross-section view that's supposed to be hot I guess but it looks like a medical diagram someone drew on a napkin. The art is rough. Not charming rough, just unfinished. Mai's face barely changes. She's got this blank expression the whole time, even during the... you know. The climax part. You'd think a ninja warrior would have more fight in her.
I don't know what I expected. It's a browser game, one of those things you find on sites with fifty popup ads. The parody aspect is barely there, it's just Mai's character design slapped onto a sex doll. No moves, no fighting, no... I forgot what I was complaining about. The cumshot button. Why is it a star? That's what gets me. A star. Like you're rating the experience. One star, I guess. Though I clicked it more than once, so what does that say about me.
Maybe I'm too old for this. My nephew definitely shouldn't be looking at it, not because it's corrupting or whatever, but because it's just sad. Like finding your dad's Playboy from 1987 but worse, because at least that had articles. This has nothing. Just Mai and her giant pixel tits and that stupid xray view. I should clear the history again.