Right, so the aunt. The step aunt. She answers the door and my phone almost slips out my hand on the bus, the bounce physics on this woman are absolutely criminal. Like two angry watermelons fighting under a silk robe. The 3DCG models have that slightly shiny, too smooth look, you know the one, like everyone got oiled up before breakfast. But honestly? For a five minute bus ride distraction it works. The neighbor milf next door is even more ridiculous, her ass has its own gravitational pull. I spent way too long on the first "groping" choice, just staring at the jiggle animation. Not proud. But here we are.

The whole thing is Jack, this kid with a permanent hormone fog, visiting his aunt. A visual novel where you pick dialogue to basically steer how much of a creep you become. The teasing scenes are the main event, lots of leaning over, "accidental" touches, that sort of thing. There's a moment where you're helping in the kitchen and the camera just gets stuck on her chest for a solid ten seconds while she talks about groceries. I laughed. Then I picked the option to "accidentally" brush against her. The game knows exactly what it is. The writing is whatever, full of typos, "your" instead of "you're" which always takes me right out. Like, I'm trying to be a degenerate here, have some standards.

Wish the animations were a bit less robotic outside of the jiggle. The faces are a bit dead eyed, especially during the more "intense" dating sim bits. But then she bends over to pick up a dropped spoon and suddenly I forget all about the dead eyes. The choice system is basic but the branching seems okay, I ended up in a scene with the neighbor I didn't see coming. My bus stop came too fast. Had to quickly close the tab before the old lady next to me got a free show. That's the real review, I guess.