You ever play one of those games where the renders look like someone discovered Daz3D last Tuesday and just went for it? Stocklinburg is that. The lighting is flat, the skin textures have that weird plastic sheen, and there's a scene early on where a character's hand clips through a desk for like five solid seconds. I couldn't stop staring at it. The whole thing has this unpolished, almost student project energy that I weirdly respect. Nobody was trying to make art here. They were trying to make something that would get people off, and that honesty counts for something.

The setup is standard stuff. Young guy, prestigious law school, everyone's inexplicably horny. But the writing has these moments of actual personality. The protagonist's internal monologue sometimes veers into this self-aware territory where he's clearly an idiot but doesn't know it yet. There's a scene with a professor, a milf type obviously, where the power dynamic flips back and forth so many times I got whiplash. She starts off dominating the conversation, then suddenly he's groping her under the desk, then she's pulling out sex toys from her drawer like it's a goddamn magic show. The titfuck animation that follows is janky as hell, the physics make no sense, but the dialogue during it made me laugh out loud. Something about legal precedents. I don't even remember.

The game can't decide if it wants male domination or female domination and honestly that's the best part. One scene you're getting a blowjob from a classmate who's clearly using you for notes, the next you're being ordered around by a woman twice your age who calls you "counselor" while edging you. The creampie scenes are abundant and the animations, while rough, have this frantic quality that works for the college setting. Everyone's supposed to be young and dumb and bad at sex, right? Method acting.

I do wish there was more actual romance though. The game tags say romance but it's mostly just fucking with occasional feelings. There's one character, a redhead I think, who actually has a personality beyond "wants dick" and the scenes with her have this almost sweet quality before they inevitably devolve into the same loop of oral and creampies. A DLC that actually developed the relationships would be nice. Or maybe that's missing the point. Maybe this is exactly what it's supposed to be, a horny mess about a horny idiot at horny law school. The groping mechanics are weirdly specific too, like someone on the dev team had a very particular thing for that and just ran with it. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying.