The first trivia question was about the capital of Australia and I got it wrong, which meant no tit fuck from the warden. That's the whole game right there. JAIL COLLEGE is this weird mix of quiz show and porn visual novel, and honestly the quiz part has no business being as annoying as it is when all you want is to see the social worker with the ridiculous rack bend over a desk. The premise is dumb as hell, some guy steals bread for his starving family and ends up in a prison that's also a university, because sure.

The AI generated art is all over the place. Sometimes the professor looks like she stepped out of a decent hentai, other times her hands have seven fingers and her tits are different sizes. But you know what, when the anal scene finally unlocks after three correct answers about European geography, you stop caring about the janky anatomy. The oral scenes are where it's at, there's this one prison guard with an ass that defies physics and the way she sits on the protagonist's face made me forget I had answered a question about the periodic table wrong thirty seconds earlier.

The choices matter less than the trivia, which is a strange design choice for a visual novel. You can pick the flirtiest dialogue options but if you don't know what year the Berlin Wall fell, no pussy for you. I spent way too long stuck on a question about famous painters while the game teased me with a half naked inmate in the background. The jail setting is just window dressing, nobody acts like they're in prison except for a few bars on the windows. There's a tit fuck scene that unlocks during a sociology class and it's genuinely hot, the AI art actually cooperated for that one. The whole thing runs in browser and loads like molasses sometimes. One scene froze right when the professor was about to sit on the guy's lap and I had to refresh and redo three trivia questions. Who designed this.