The whole thing kicks off with truck-kun, obviously. Like, the most generic isekai opener possible, and the game knows it. You die, get splattered, and wake up in Evenralm. Fine, whatever, we've all seen this anime. But then the character creation screen pops up and I spent an embarrassing amount of time just tweaking the bulge slider. Priorities. The 3DCG models are this weird mix of surprisingly detailed anatomy and faces that sometimes look like they're melting in direct sunlight. There's this one elf girl, Lyra I think her name was, who has these massive, physics-defying tits that clip through her own arms during the tavern scene. I couldn't stop laughing. It's not a bug, it's a feature, right? The jank is part of the charm.

The whole harem king gimmick is basically a collect-a-thon. You roam around this generic fantasy map, kill slimes or whatever, and then a demon girl with an ass that could eclipse the sun decides she wants to join your party after a 30 second conversation. The dialogue is pure concentrated cringe, like someone ran a thousand bad fanfics through a blender. And yet. I kept clicking. The first real sex scene with the dragon lady, scales and all, had this one animation loop where her leg just kept twitching. Totally took me out of it. But then the camera angle switched and suddenly I didn't care about the twitching leg anymore. The sound design is just stock wet slaps and moans that cut off abruptly. It's so cheap.

Honestly the combat is a complete afterthought. Just click and wait for numbers. But there's this one bit where you have to "wrestle" a catgirl to calm her down and the QTE prompts are these impossible button mashing sequences. My finger cramped. I failed on purpose twice just to see the failure state. It was worth it. The game crashed to desktop right after the demon lord reveal, which felt like a perfect, chef's kiss ending. I didn't even relaunch it. I just sat there staring at my wallpaper. 10/10, no notes.