Three circles. That’s what we got. Not nine, not a full tour of Dante’s wet dream, just the 2nd, the 7th, and the 9th. I clicked the 9th first because go big or go home, right? It’s a succubus. Obviously. She’s got that “I will literally consume your soul but first let me adjust this strap” energy. The animation, if you can call it that, has this janky charm like a Newgrounds flash from 2006 that someone’s younger brother drew during detention. The girl involved looks mildly surprised to be there, like she walked into the wrong Zoom call and decided to just go with it.

The 7th circle is where things get properly unhinged. There’s a demon with a... well, let’s say a biological appendage that defies both physics and good taste, and he’s going at it with the enthusiasm of a dog that found the Thanksgiving turkey on the floor. Rough sex tag earns its keep here. The sound design is basically just wet slaps and a looping moan that cuts off weirdly, like someone stepped on a cat’s tail mid yowl. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the succubus in the 9th circle is the same model from the main game they keep mentioning, Legend of LUST, which I haven’t played because I have a life. Sort of.

Anyway the 2nd circle intro is the tamest, which in this context means “only one sex toy makes an appearance.” It’s a bisexual tag situation apparently, though honestly everyone’s just kind of writhing in a pile so who’s keeping score. The whole thing is a “work in progress” which is developer speak for “we uploaded the horny bits first and we’ll figure out the rest later.” Fair enough. The map itself looks like a pizza with extra hellfire. I respect the honesty of just extracting the sex scenes and slapping them on a clickable jpeg. No pretension. Just demons fucking various girls, as advertised. The 9th circle girl’s expression still haunts me. Not in a sexy way. More like she’s trying to remember if she left the stove on.