So the dorm thing. You know that setup. Wrong room, all girls, the one dude who’s supposedly just some harmless puppy. But this one, Growing Thing’s Up, it doesn’t really pretend the protagonist is confused for long. There’s this early scene with the RA, a milf type with an ass that the camera just… lingers on. She’s doing her whole welcome speech and you get this dialogue choice that’s basically just staring at her tits or her mouth. I picked tits, obviously, and the animation that followed wasn’t smooth. It was jerky, like a low framerate gif from an old forum signature. And somehow that made it dirtier.

The voyeurism isn’t a side thing, it’s the main course for a while. You’re helping a shy girl with her new sex toy collection, which sounds like a porn logic setup, but her stuttering dialogue actually made me skip the fast forward button. She’s trying to explain a vibe setting and you’re just there, the “expert,” your hand on hers. The power dynamic is all over the place. One minute it’s male domination, the next a different girl has you on your knees and it’s not even a scene transition. It just happens.

There’s a lesbian couple in the dorm too, and your involvement is… well, it starts with them needing a “camera operator.” The cheating tag is there for a reason, and it’s not a soft one. The big tits and creampie tags are accurate, almost aggressively so. The 3dcg models have this plastic sheen, like a doll that’s been left in the sun. The skin textures are weirdly glossy.

I wish the handjob scenes had more variation in the sound design. It’s just the same wet noise loop. That’s a small thing but it stuck with me. The dating sim stats feel pointless, just gates for the next sexual harassment dialogue option that somehow works. Forgot what I was talking about. Oh, the oral sex scenes. The jaw movements. Uncanny. But in a way that makes you watch. Like a car crash where the car is a big ass bouncing without physics.