The first time Jade Carter opens her mouth you know you're in trouble. Not the fun kind either, the kind where your girlfriend Mia is right there and this woman in eyeliner is already making jokes about your hands. The game doesn't care about your comfort zone. It throws you into this weird business networking thing where every conversation feels like walking through a minefield made of sexual tension and bad decisions.

Mia just lost her job so now you're both in some new city trying to build something from nothing. Your role is basically to meet people and convince them to work with you. Sounds simple. It's not. Because the people you meet are like Jade who will absolutely destroy your confidence while looking incredible doing it, or Noemi who argues about espresso like it's foreplay. The writing has this strange rhythm where one minute you're having a normal conversation about business contacts and the next someone's making a comment that makes you forget what you were talking about. The animated scenes are rough around the edges, deliberately so I think, but that almost makes them hotter? Like finding a dirty magazine that's been photocopied too many times. There's this one scene with Mia where she's teasing you about something stupid you said earlier and it escalates into this really well done oral sequence that feels earned because of all the dumb jokes leading up to it.

I wish the group scenes had more buildup though. They happen and they're good but you can tell the game is rushing to get there sometimes. The titfuck animation with Noemi is surprisingly detailed for something that looks like it was made on a budget. And the lesbian content between Mia and Jade, when it finally happens, has this competitive energy that makes it better than the straight scenes somehow. The romance stuff with Mia is sweet but honestly I kept wanting more scenes with Jade because she's just more interesting. That's probably the point though. The game knows what it's doing even when it pretends it doesn't.