I don't know what I expected from a game that opens with a cat joke. Smelly Cat. Right. The whole thing is a Friends parody but like, the version of Friends you'd find on a sticky VHS tape behind the counter at a video store that doesn't exist anymore. Charlie is there, being blonde and... Charlie-ish? I think they got her hair color right at least. The humor lands somewhere between "intentional cringe" and "someone's first attempt at writing dialogue after watching two episodes of the show."

The sex scenes are rough. Not in a hot way, more like the animation forgot what joints are. Limbs bend at angles that would make a chiropractor weep. There's this one moment where Charlie's leg just... I don't know, it phases through the couch? Like she's part ghost. The sound design is what really gets me though. The wet noises sound like someone stirring mac and cheese. Not sexy mac and cheese either, the cheap powdered kind. I couldn't stop laughing during what was supposed to be a serious pounding scene because the slapping sound kept going out of sync. It would slap, then two seconds later, another slap. Like a delayed echo in a cave.

The comedy bits between the sex are actually kind of charming in a broken way. There's a joke about a coffee shop that doesn't land at all but I appreciated the attempt. It's like watching a car crash where everyone involved is trying their best to make it a musical. The parody elements are there if you squint. I think I recognized a couch. Maybe it was the couch from the show? Or just a brown rectangle. The game doesn't care and honestly, neither do I at this point. The whole thing feels like it was made in a weekend by someone who really, really wanted to see Charlie get railed and didn't let little things like "functioning physics" stop them. Respect, I guess?