The whole thing feels like someone took a Game Boy Color bootleg and fed it nothing but protein powder and bad decisions. Lexi's sprite, this big titted blonde with a permanent scowl, stomps across a strategy map that looks like it was drawn in MS Paint during a fever dream. The chiptune loop is a three second nightmare that drills into your skull, and I've spent way too long trying to isolate it for a sample pack. It's perfect.
You're building a feminist movement because every dude on screen is a walking erection with grabby hands. The strategy layer is about spreading influence, clicking on nodes, watching your power grow. Men get more aggressive, more cocky, their pixelated dicks practically throbbing through the screen. The whole thing is a glorious, unapologetic mess. Then the platformer sections kick in, arrow keys only, and the hit detection is so drunk you'll clip through a horny construction worker and somehow end up in a grab animation that's... well, it's the point of the game, isn't it? The "lusty one" they promised for the next version is probably going to break the whole engine.
The dialogue is pure, uncut nonsense. "Better dialogs" it says in the patch notes, and I believe them, but it's still the kind of broken English that loops back around to being poetry. A man will say something unspeakably crude and Lexi's response is a text box of pure, righteous fury that looks like it was translated through three different languages. I wish the characters in the strategy view moved a little faster. They do now, apparently, "Characters faster in strategy" is right there in the done list, but it still feels like wading through horny molasses. The screen ratio is fixed, the graphics are "better" in a way that makes them look slightly less like a corrupted.jpeg, and the whole thing is held together with spite and tape. The turning point where women start taking revenge in the same adult manner is teased like a myth, and I'm here for the janky, explicit chaos of it all. It's a broken toy that knows exactly what it is.
