Five princes and the princess has to pick one based on who can fuck her the best. Classic setup, right? Except this time it's not some swole alien with three dicks, it's a robot. A horny robot. The second part of this fairytale series, which they apparently forgot to release until after parts three and four were already out. Peak development priorities there.

The whole thing has that janky flash game energy from like 2007. Unpolished on purpose, you can tell. Robot comes out and immediately the princess is like "ok let's see what you got" and it's just... mechanical thrusting. Literally. There's a blowjob scene where the robot's head bobs with zero neck articulation, just the whole upper torso going up and down like someone's moving a sprite on a pivot point. I laughed. Then kept playing. The sex is basic, click through positions, watch the loop, but something about how earnestly stupid it is works. The robot has this dead expression the whole time, just going through the motions while the princess moans like she's reading from a script. There's a moment where the robot's arm clips through her thigh and I swear it looks like a Bethesda glitch.

Wish there was more actual robot stuff, you know? Like, it's a robot. Give me some weird mechanical appendages, some malfunctioning during the act, something. Instead it just functions like a regular dude but made of metal. Missed opportunity. The whole "five nights of pleasure" premise means you know exactly what you're getting, four other versions of this with different princes. This one just happens to be the one where the sex toy is sentient.

Reminds me of those old Newgrounds games where you'd sneak onto the family computer hoping nobody walked in. The art's crude, the animation's stiff, but there's a weird charm to it. Like finding a crusty old playboy in the woods. Not good, exactly, but... something. The robot's design looks like someone described C-3PO over a bad phone connection and then said "make it horny." If you're the type who spent way too long on those old flash porn sites and still thinks about them sometimes, this'll scratch some weird nostalgic itch. If you want actual quality, maybe skip to part four.