I tracked 14 routes. Maybe 15, depends if you count the one where you just die in the first five minutes. That one has no sex scene, by the way, so my spreadsheet has it marked with a red flag and a frowny face.

The whole thing feels like a VHS tape left in a hot car for a decade, then suddenly played at double speed. Deliberately unpolished, yeah, they say that, but the menu screen alone has this weird flicker that made me think my monitor was dying. Spent twenty minutes troubleshooting my display settings. Turns out it's a feature. A feature. The girls, though. Big tits, big ass, the tags don't lie. Some are synthetic, some are interplanetary, whatever that means. One of them, I think her name was Zara or Xara, has this teasing animation where she just... stares at the screen for like forty seconds. Just breathing. My click counter went insane. You can grope during dialogue but the hitbox is off by a few pixels to the left. Every single time. Why.

The sandbox map has cities and stuff, they said. It's basically three screens connected by a slow walking animation. But the oral sex scene with the blue skinned one unlocked after I chose the "rude" karma option three times in a row. That's not explained anywhere. I had to reverse engineer the karma system from forum posts. It remembers, apparently, for the sequel. So now my permanent record says I'm a dick to alien women. Great. The AI CG is... it's there. Sometimes a hand has six fingers, sometimes the spandex just melts into skin. The retro tokusatsu vibe means lots of sparks and cheap explosions during the HENSHIN transformation. You evolve powers, collect things, battle. The one handed gameplay claim is accurate, I tested it. For science. The soundtrack crawled out of a dusty cassette deck and honestly, track four slaps. Track seven loops too early though, there's a pop at 1:03 every time. Drove me nuts. Multiple endings hinge on a single dialogue choice with a character who appears twice. Total. I have seventeen save files. Don't be me.