The first thing that hits you is how cheap the whole thing feels, like someone threw it together in a weekend and forgot to add any actual detective work. You play some guy who's supposed to be investigating something, but really you're just clicking through dialogue until a blonde with tits the size of her head decides to suck you off. And honestly? That's fine. The cumshot at the end of the first scene lands with all the subtlety of a fire hose, and the CG art has that slightly off, hand drawn quality that makes it feel dirtier than the polished stuff you see everywhere else.

There's a moment where she's on her knees, looking up with those dead anime eyes, and the whole screen just fills with white. I laughed, then immediately felt weird about laughing, then kept playing anyway. The visual novel format means you're mostly reading, but the writing is so bare bones it might as well be placeholder text. You pick a dialogue option, she blushes, next thing you know her top's off and the blowjob starts. No buildup, no tension, just straight to it like a porn clip with extra steps.

The detective tag is basically a lie. You don't solve anything. You don't even get to be a pervy Columbo. You just stand there while this blonde with impossible proportions does all the work. And the game knows it, which is almost charming in a lazy way. The cum physics, if you can call them that, are hilariously over the top. One minute you're having a normal conversation, the next there's more jizz on screen than a bukkake compilation.

Would I recommend it? If you've got ten minutes and don't want to think, sure. Just don't expect anything resembling a mystery. Or a game, really. It's a fap delivery system with a detective skin slapped on top, and the skin's already peeling off.