i keep thinking about the phone. not the whole game, just the phone. it's this beat up thing you find and it's got this one weird app on it, looks like something from a flea market bin but it actually works. you punch in a number and bam, you're not you anymore. first time i used it i picked the professor, dr. hartley, because obviously. those tits are a goddamn crime and i wanted to see them up close. what i didn't expect was the panic attack. suddenly i'm in her body, her actual body, feeling the weight of these massive things on my chest and her silk blouse is too tight and i'm hyperventilating in the faculty bathroom trying to figure out how to walk in heels. the game doesn't let you just jump into the fun stuff, you gotta sit with the weirdness first.

the writing's got this strange rhythm where sometimes it's genuinely funny, like the cheerleader body swap where you immediately get a text from her boyfriend and have to bluff your way through it, and other times it just sort of... forgets what it was doing. there's a whole scene with the milf neighbor that starts hot and then just ends. no resolution. i sat there clicking for like five minutes thinking i missed a choice. nope. just over. but then you get the mind control stuff later and it's like oh okay we're back. the art is 2dcg, nothing fancy, some of the proportions are ridiculous even by porn game standards but honestly that's part of the charm. dr. hartley's ass in that pencil skirt is physically impossible and i respect that.

i found a hidden ending by accident where you swap with the wrong person at the wrong time and everything goes paranormal horror instead of sexy. didn't even know that was in there. the game doesn't tell you about it, you just stumble into it like tripping on a curb. most of the routes are pretty straightforward but there's this one path with the professor that gets genuinely unsettling and i still don't know if i triggered it on purpose or if the game glitched. either way i'm not complaining. the body swap mechanic gets weird when you realize you can chain swaps and the game just lets you. no tutorial, no warning. just chaos. i spent an entire playthrough as the cheerleader trying to get back to my own body and failing and honestly that was more engaging than the actual sex scenes.