Fuck me, another dating sim where I'm supposed to be some puppet master pulling strings. Pierre and Sonia. Two days. One day in his skin, one in hers. The whole premise is you're trying to get these two cardboard cutouts to bang, and if you screw up the dialogue choices, you get... what? A sad wank? I've been burned before by these browser games that promise branching paths and just give you a straight line to disappointment.
The uniform tag is doing some heavy lifting here. Sonia's got that schoolgirl thing going on, which, fine, whatever, I'm not made of stone. But the art is rough. Like, deliberately unpolished doesn't even cover it. It's got that MS Paint energy where the lines are shaky and the anatomy goes on vacation when things get heated. First day as Pierre, I'm picking what to say, trying to be smooth, and the text just... it reads like it went through three different translation apps and then got punched. "You have beautiful eyes. I want to see them more." Who talks like that? My last Tinder match ghosted me after I said something less awkward.
Day two flips and you're Sonia. And this is where my brain short-circuited a bit. There's this one scene, if you don't mess up the choices, where she takes control. Didn't expect that. The whole game sets you up to think you're just guiding Pierre to score, but then you're in her head, making her decisions, and suddenly it's about what she wants. The sex scenes are explicit, no fade to black bullshit, but the writing during them is so clunky it loops back around to being funny. "His thing is big and I feel it inside my place." My place? You mean your vagina? Just say it. We're all adults here.
Wish there was a way to fail more spectacularly. Like, if you pick the wrong option, they should just start arguing about laundry or something. Instead you just get a shorter, sadder scene. The story is barely there, just a flimsy excuse to get to the pixelated humping. Still, I kept clicking. Something about the jankiness, the way the choices actually matter even if the dialogue is broken, it hooked me. Reminded me of those old Newgrounds games where you'd click through a hundred scenarios just to see one weird, specific outcome. This one's got that same energy, just with more cum.