bro the candy melting thing. why is it always candy. like someone at these studios has a serious thing for sticky situations and honestly i get it now

so you're in this candy shop at 8am which already is weird vibes, who makes gummy sweets at dawn. anyway there's this thicc gummy girl with absolutely ridiculous proportions, like physics defying tits that jiggle way too much. the whole setup is you're learning how to make summer gummies but obviously within 30 seconds you're not making candy anymore you're just staring at her chest while she "accidentally" gets covered in melted gummy goo. the humor is actually kinda intentional which surprised me, like the game knows it's dumb and leans into it hard. there's this one moment where she slips and lands in a vat of warm gummy mix and comes out completely coated and the expression on her face is pure "really? this again?"

the art style is deliberately unpolished in a way that almost feels like a stylistic choice but probably isn't. colors are way too bright, lines are kinda shaky, but somehow it adds to the whole fever dream quality. like playing a horny cartoon made by someone who was definitely high. the cumshot scenes are messy and over the top and the gummy theme makes everything look like melted haribo which is either genius or disgusting depending on your mood.

wish there was more actual candy making though. no seriously, the two minutes where you're actually mixing colors and pouring molds before everything goes off the rails were weirdly satisfying. but that's not what anyone's here for i guess. the sound design is whatever, just some generic squelching noises that get repetitive fast. still, for a quick laugh and some absurdist porn logic, it delivers exactly what the tags promise. nothing more, nothing less. the gummy girl's jiggle physics alone are worth at least one confused boner.