The first thing that hits you is the music. It's this weird, low bitrate cyberpunk loop that sounds like it was ripped from a demo disc in 1999, and honestly it's kind of perfect. You've got these witches, right? Not the pointy hat kind, more like cosplay models in neon wigs and body paint, dancing around a fire that doesn't even look like fire. More like orange and yellow pixels having a seizure. And the whole premise is they're stripping, but you have to earn it through blackjack. On a slider puzzle.

I've seen some mashups in my archive but this one. The tile grid has numbers on it, and you slide them around to make blackjack hands. 21 wins, bust loses, standard rules. Except the tiles are also the puzzle pieces that form the image of the witch you're trying to undress. So you're doing math while solving a slider puzzle while a goth chick in body paint gyrates in the background. My brain kept trying to optimize tile positions and card counting simultaneously and just noped out after a few rounds. There's this one witch with a cyberpunk visor thing, and her idle animation has this hip sway that's genuinely hypnotic. I spent like three minutes just watching that instead of playing.

The slider mechanic is janky as hell. Tiles stick sometimes, or slide two spaces when you meant one. And the blackjack rules feel off, like the deck is stacked or maybe the RNG is just drunk. Got a 21 on my first hand and felt like a genius, then proceeded to bust six times in a row because the tile I needed was stuck in a corner behind three other tiles I couldn't move without ruining the whole puzzle. The pole dancing segments between rounds are where the real model cosplay stuff shines though. Low res textures on everything except the skin, which has this weirdly detailed sheen to it. Someone had priorities.