The hitbox on that crouching heavy is absolute garbage. I'm trying to land a combo and Tao just slides under everything like a greased cat. But that's not why I'm here. This is the Litchi Sex Session engine, the one that felt like a fever dream from 2008, but now it's Tao's turn. The whole thing is deliberately crusty, like a flash game that survived the purge. The UI is a mess of placeholder text and the sound design is just... a single looping beat that drills into your skull. I had to mute it after thirty seconds.

The core loop is a simple fighting game, you whittle down her health bar to unlock the scenes. And the scenes. Look, the deepthroat animation is janky, her head bobs with the mechanical rhythm of a broken metronome, but there's a specific frame where her eyes go wide and the cumshot just paints her face in a way that's honestly more expressive than anything in the actual BlazBlue. The titfuck sequence is the main event, the physics are so exaggerated it loops back around to being hypnotic. I spent way too long just watching the idle bounce. The whole thing is unpolished, but that's the point. It's raw.

Tao's personality is butchered, she just makes cat noises and says "meow" for every line of dialogue. It's perfect. No deep lore, no character arc, just a hungry cat girl who wants your... well. The game doesn't pretend to be anything else. My only real gripe is the lack of a gallery. You have to beat her again every single time you want to see a specific scene, and her AI on the last health bar is a cheating bastard who spams that one overhead. I nearly threw my mouse. Still, for a quick session, it delivers exactly what the thumbnail promises. Just don't expect a masterpiece. Expect a mess. A hot, sticky mess.