You ever play 2048 and think, this needs tits? No? Just me then. Whatever, this exists and I played it for reasons I'm not going to examine too closely.

The basic deal is you're sliding numbered tiles around but there's a blonde with massive knockers behind them, and the tiles are sort of translucent so you can see her standing there in lingerie looking bored. Every time you merge tiles and hit certain score thresholds, more of her outfit comes off. It's that simple. The twist, if you can call it that, is there are two layers of tiles. Two. Like someone looked at regular 2048 and said nah, not frustrating enough, let me stack another identical grid on top. So you're managing two simultaneous puzzles while trying to peek at progressively less clothed pixels of this woman. The cognitive load is genuinely stupid. I kept losing track of which layer I was focusing on and accidentally bricking my board while staring at her chest. That's probably the point though. The game knows what it's doing.

The numbers get weird when you're distracted. I'd have a perfect chain going on the bottom layer, glance up to check my top grid, and suddenly I've trapped a 256 in a corner with no way to merge it. Game over. Start again. She puts her bra back on. It's like some kind of psychological experiment about divided attention and horniness. The model herself is fine, standard blonde with the proportions you'd expect, but the animations are stiff and she has exactly two facial expressions: mild disinterest and slightly less mild disinterest. I wish they'd given her something to do besides stand there like she's waiting for a bus. Maybe that's part of the fantasy though, I don't know. Not my thing.

Got to the final stage exactly once and my phone buzzed with a Discord notification and I swiped wrong and lost everything. Haven't been back since. The music loops in a way that burrows into your skull after about fifteen minutes. Still hear it sometimes when I'm trying to sleep.