ball dick is a horny little bastard and honestly same. the whole thing is this weird mashup of frogger and strip poker and i kept dying because i was staring at the cards instead of the cars. classic.

the streets are these tight mazes with real car models that just plow through you without mercy. you're supposed to dodge them while grabbing poker cards scattered around. get a good hand, win some cash, and then ball dick gets his reward. $100 per scene. the logic part comes in because you actually need to think about which cards to pick up, you cant just grab everything. some cards will ruin your hand and then you're broke and horny. which is a mood.

the strip element is tied to the poker wins obviously. win a round, she loses clothes. the striptease animations are deliberately janky, like someone made them in ms paint at 4am after a breakup. but thats the charm right? it knows what it is. a stupid horny arcade game that doesnt pretend to be anything else. the erotic stuff is there, its explicit, no fade to black bullshit. but the real struggle is those fucking cars. i swear the hitboxes are broken. one pixel touches a bumper and ball dick explodes into nothing. no death animation, just gone. restart. and the maze layouts change so you cant memorize them. its pure chaos. i still dont know if thats intentional or just bad coding but whatever, i kept playing. the poker part is simple, five card draw, nothing fancy. but trying to build a flush while a sedan is barreling toward your crotch adds a layer of stress i wasnt prepared for. anyway the sound design is just car horns and a looping beat that will haunt your dreams. 10/10 would get roadkilled again.