Right click is a weird choice for a basic attack. It's been years since Diablo 2 and my muscle memory still screams at me. But here we are, in a top down parody of League, clicking frantically to make Sona's tits bounce while kiting minions. The controls are WASD movement, shift to dash, E to chug potions. Standard stuff. The escape menu has a stat upgrade system that gives you 5 points at level one then one per level after, which is fine I guess, but the real progression is tearing clothes off champions.

The voice acting caught me off guard. It's actually decent, moans and all, layered over these reworked character busts with detailed sex scenes. Ahri's backstory segment had me clicking through text boxes way too fast the first time, then I held left click to skip on replay because I'm a degenerate who just wanted the scene. The minion conquering mechanic lets you capture three new girls plus a super rare one, which sounds like gacha odds I don't want to think about. Two shops got added. I bought a potion. Riveting stuff.

The wall impact effects are a nice touch. Smacking a minion into a wall and seeing the visual feedback is satisfying in a way the sex scenes aren't, which is probably not what the dev intended. The dungeon no longer auto advances to the next stage, so you can stare at the champions with torn clothes or pick up loot. An achievement system exists now. I got one for something, don't remember what. The music track is new too, some loop that fades into background noise after five minutes. The patreon link is right there if you want more, and the dev actually reads feedback, which is rare. Still can't remap right click though.

You ever just want to skip straight to the good part? This game knows. It's basically a quiz with a reward, and the reward is Poppy. League of Legends Poppy. The yordle with the hammer. And she's getting absolutely railed.

The questions are... there. Medieval journey of the Summoner continues, whatever that means. I failed the first two times because I don't know lore, I just want to see the shortstack get her back blown out. The quiz is just a gate. A very annoying gate. You answer wrong, you start over. No partial credit. No mercy. Just like my love life, haha. The animation though. When you finally get there. It's rough. Like, actually rough sex. The kind where you can almost hear the slapping sounds through the screen. She's bent over, taking it, and the loop is short but it loops well. I watched it for an embarrassingly long time. The oral part is there too but the main event is the hard pounding. It's one animation. That's it. Don't expect branching paths or dialogue choices that matter. The only choice is which lore question you're going to fail next.

I wish there was more Sona. The tags say Sona but she's not in this one? Or maybe I didn't get far enough in the quiz tree. That's the thing with these quiz games, you never know if you missed content or if the dev just lied. The art style is that specific kind of unpolished that actually makes it hotter somehow. Like a sketch that someone was too impatient to finish because they needed to animate the thrusting immediately. Relatable. The whole thing feels like someone's personal project that escaped from a forum thread circa 2014. You know the type. Where the creator's barely disguised fetish is just... displayed. No pretense. I respect it. I just wish the quiz was skippable. Or that there was a gallery. There's never a gallery in these things. You have to earn your degeneracy through trivia every single time. What is this, school?