You know what's funny, back in the day we'd trade these parody games on floppy disks at conventions, terrible translations and all. This thing here is one of those RPG Maker joints where someone clearly spent way too much time on the bust sizes and not enough on, like, making the combat not feel like pulling teeth. But I keep coming back to it anyway, that's the sickness of it.

The whole premise is ninjas on an island, whatever, it's an excuse to get every female character from every anime ever into one place. I spent like twenty minutes just wandering the first beach area because the sprite for Tsunade is ridiculous, like someone took the concept of back pain and made it a character model. You can switch between a couple protagonists but honestly I forgot the second one existed until I accidentally hit the button. The turn based battles are basic, you got your standard attacks and some skills that don't matter because you're really just trying to lose to see the scenes. That's the thing about these games, the losing is better than winning half the time. There's this one fight against Chun Li where if you get her health low enough she starts using different stances and I swear the sprite artist was having a crisis.

The writing is what you'd expect, English that feels like it went through three translators and none of them talked to each other. Mai Shiranui shows up and says something about her "burning passion" and then you're in a scene that has no business being as detailed as it is. The corruption mechanic is there but it's weirdly implemented, like sometimes characters get corrupted from just talking to NPCs and other times you need specific items. I still don't know how it actually works and I've played through most of it. The Aqua scenes from Konosuba are probably the most in character thing here, which is saying something. Also whoever put Yor Forger in this clearly has a thing for red sweaters and I respect that. The censorship is annoying but it's inconsistent, some scenes are fully animated and others are just static images with dialogue, you never know what you're gonna get.

There's this one side area with the Fire Emblem characters that's completely missable and I only found it because I got lost trying to find the save point. The Android 18 fight is way overtuned for when you encounter her, I had to grind for like fifteen minutes and I still don't think I was supposed to win that one. The exhibitionism tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting for what's basically just walking into the wrong room sometimes.