ok so this game is basically just tapping. like a lot. and the whole point is this brunette in lingerie does a striptease on a pole. real model apparently, not some drawing, which is something i guess. the more you tap the more she takes off. it's very direct. no story, no talking, just your finger and her clothes slowly disappearing.

i kept thinking about the pole dancing mechanics in other games where you can choose moves or something. this ain't that. you tap, she moves. sometimes she does this little spin and the lighting catches the lace just right and for a split second i'm like ok this is hot. then my thumb cramps up and i'm back to wondering why the tapping speed feels so inconsistent. like sometimes a slow lazy tap gets a big reaction and other times i'm practically vibrating my screen and she barely shrugs off a strap. makes no sense. the lingerie set is nice though, black and complicated with all these little straps that take forever to get past. i wish there was a way to just... i don't know, pick which piece goes next. but you can't. it's all scripted.

the brunette has this look sometimes, right when the pole routine gets intense, where she stares directly at you. it's unsettling in a good way. makes me forget i'm just tapping a screen like an idiot. then the loop finishes and you start over. i found myself replaying just to see that one moment again. the game doesn't save anything so it's always fresh i suppose. for a quick thing on a boring commute it does the job. just don't expect anything beyond what the description says. tap, strip, pole, repeat. my wrist hurts.