I went in expecting lightsaber battles and Force philosophy, got a sticky handjob from a Twi'lek in a Nar Shaddaa back alley instead. Not complaining. The whole thing feels like someone took those old Choose Your Own Adventure books, spilled cheap Corellian whiskey on the pages, then animated it with surprisingly decent 2dcg art. Ahsoka looks... wrong. Her montrals are too short, or maybe the angle is weird, but when she's leaning over you with that knowing smirk, you stop caring about canon accuracy real fast.

The corruption path with Rey caught me off guard. Not because it's dark, but because the dialogue actually made me laugh. She goes from scavenger innocence to demanding things that would make a Hutt blush, and the writing sells it with this deadpan humor that most parody games miss. You're some nobody who stumbled into a mess of syndicates and Force users, and every choice ripples out. Helped a rebel cell? Now a mercenary group wants you dead. Slept with a stormtrooper commander? That's a whole different set of doors opening. The sandbox structure means you can just... wander into depravity. No grand quest forcing you forward. I spent twenty minutes just exploring a dystopian outpost, clicking on everything, finding scenes that weren't even marked.

The vaginal sex scenes are explicit, obviously, but what sticks is how the game treats them as transactions sometimes. Not romantic, just... useful. Which fits the setting, I guess. Handjobs in a cantina booth while discussing spice smuggling routes. It's weirdly specific and I'm here for it. The art during these moments is static but detailed, though one scene with a Twi'lek had her lekku clipping through her shoulder and I couldn't unsee it. Small things. The humor carries it when the visuals stumble. There's a bit where you can roleplay as completely oblivious to a woman's advances, and her frustration is written so perfectly I screenshotted it. Sent it to a friend who doesn't even play these games. He replied with a question mark. His loss.

Rey's face when you finally get her on her knees, that's the whole game basically. The art is rough, like someone drew it on a napkin but with way more cum. Luke, sorry, Larry Skywalker, looks like he hasn't slept since the prequels. You just click through dialogue trees, corrupting her bit by bit. The footjob scene came out of nowhere and I actually laughed, then kept clicking. Mind break tag is accurate but it happens so fast you wonder if she was ever really resisting. The writing is bad in a way that wraps around to being funny, like a bootleg comic you'd find on a forum in 2009.

The sound is nonexistent except for some wet slaps that sound like someone stirring macaroni. No voice acting, which is probably for the best because can you imagine. The corruption mechanic is just a meter that fills up, no real choices, you're basically watching a slideshow. But the handjob scene, there's something about how dead her eyes are that stuck with me. Like she's already gone but her body's still going through the motions. That's the sad ending enjoyer in me talking.

Replay value is zero unless you want to see the same three expressions cycle again. The Jedi tag is a joke, there's no Force stuff, just a guy in robes being creepy. I don't know why I finished it. Maybe because it's short. Maybe because I wanted to see how far the rabbit hole went. It goes to a weird place with Luke and honestly I think I need a shower. The game doesn't care about you or Star Wars or anything, it just wants to show you Rey getting ruined and then it ends. No credits, just a black screen like it's ashamed of itself.