I was supposed to be finishing a quarterly report but alt-tabbed into My Tuition Academia and now I can't remember what a spreadsheet looks like. You play this brunette college girl and the whole point is grinding cash while the world grinds on you. The UI is janky as hell, buttons overlap on my phone screen and I accidentally clicked "flash tits" when I meant to study. That mistake cost me a whole in-game day but honestly? Worth it.

The simulator part is thin. Wake up, go to class, get groped on the train, sell your panties to Midnight for tuition money. Standard Tuesday. I spent way too long trying to figure out the voyeurism mechanic near the gym showers, the hitbox for peeping is like three pixels wide and I kept getting caught by Rumi Usagiyama who kicks your ass. Not in the fun way. Well, maybe a little fun. The parody characters show up randomly, Himiko Toga in the library stacks was a jumpscare I didn't need during my lunch break. Mina Ashido drags you into group scenes that escalate fast, and there's a pregnancy risk system I completely ignored until the third trimester notification popped up. Whoops.

The sex scenes are 2D stills, nothing animated, but the dialogue during the Momo Yaoyorozu tutoring session where she "pays" you with a vibrator had me closing my office door. Camie Utsushimi's oral scene glitched and her tongue kept going after I minimized the tab, which my boss definitely heard. The prostitution route with Ochaco pays better than the part-time job but the virginity flag matters for some endings I think? I don't know, I stopped caring about optimal playthroughs and just let Jiro fingerbang the protagonist in the music room while I pretended to take a work call. The sexual harassment events trigger constantly, like every hallway, and at some point you just accept that Nemuri Kayama is going to use a creampie as a teaching aid. I wish the anal scenes weren't locked behind such a specific stat grind but whatever, I'm not writing a strategy guide here.