Okay so I boot this up expecting like, a parody right? Pokemon but horny. Fine. But nobody told me the first thing you do is get isekai'd by a truck that looks suspiciously like a Snorlax. I sat there blinking. Then the tutorial fairy is just Sonia but she's got her tits out and she's explaining the "catch mechanic" which is not catching at all, it's just a stamina bar and a rhythm minigame. I failed the first one on purpose just to see what happens and she called me a useless breeder and made me watch a cutscene of a wild Lopunny masturbating in a bush. Okay. Game.

The 3D models are janky as hell. Marnie's hair clips through her shoulders constantly and Jessie's face looks like she smelled a bad egg but honestly? It adds to the charm. It's like someone made a fever dream in Blender and said "yes, this is my vision." The animations are stiff but the sound design is... wet. Very wet. Too wet. I had to turn my phone volume down because the squelching was making my neighbor's dog bark. You don't need headphones for this, you need a confession booth.

There's a scene where you hide in a closet and watch Misty and Hilda go at it and the voyeur mechanic just means you tap the screen to not sneeze. I sneezed. They stopped. I had to restart the whole chapter. Ten out of ten realism. Also the titfuck with Gardevoir is unlocked way too early and it ruined the pacing for me. Not complaining. Just saying. The game forgets it's an adventure game halfway through and becomes a gallery of creampies with a plot stapled on. The plot is there. Somewhere. I think Nemona is mad at me for something but I was too busy failing a handjob QTE to care.